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I made another one
#elden ring#shadow of the erdtree#messmer the impaler#rellana twin moon knight#lotta nobodies in this one so get ready 👍#Fire knight captain kood#black knight captain Huw#Melina#hornsent grandam#commander gaius#fire knight queelign#shadow militiamen#miquella the kind#Notes for this one: I am weirdly adverse to using the classics of the format#There was originally going to be a kys message from the hornsent but I decided against it#there were other jokes that I wanted to tell that mattered more#Also I don’t know if this would count as Rellana x Messmer but if it does in your head then good for you#He has two hands and two snakes he can have many partners
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cough cough I just found this very deep in my art gallery
Edited it so my username matches the one I currently have because this is OLD.
#art#fanart#my art#original art#splatoon#splatoon art#splatoon fanart#Splatoon fan art#Splatoon Spyke#Spyke Splatoon#Spyke fanart#Spyke#people who know this is reposted please don’t say anything about it Ik I deleted the og post from when I first drew this and I know there#were lyrics to Ayesha erotica’s song here#do not remind me of that#it became an inside joke between me and my friends though#also I remember I was listening to boom boom boom by rob zombie while drawing this#on repeat to be more exact#I just think it fits
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forever disappointed in Rick for, when presented with the decision of "what band t-shirt do i give Nico to signify his character and style," having Nico wear a Ramones shirt when the opportunity for Nico in a Welcome To The Black Parade shirt was RIGHT THERE. PEAK EMO AND IT HAS A SKELETON ON IT-
#pjo#riordanverse#nico di angelo#Rick picking Ramones specifically for Nico also lends evidence to my theory that Rick has no delineation between punk/goth/emo#and will use all three interchangeably#i know there is overlap. they all originate from punk#but i dont think Nico would be a 70s punk rock type of guy im gonna be honest. that's Thalia's territory#Nico is 2000s emo hits yknow#but also like. if it were an MCR shirt then you have the opportunity for a very funny joke#of ''idk if nico even listens to the music or if he just got the shirt cause of the skeleton on it''#anyways current hc is the ramones shirt is Will's actually. Nico's just stealing all his bf's monotone clothes exclusively#Will i could see being a 70s punk rock type of guy
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im so glad that we never get a clear picture of sophie’s background in leverage & i hope we never do. however i also really like making up various, often conflicting backstories for her in my head. perhaps they’re all backstories for an alias of hers, ones she laid to rest back in season two.
#leverageposting#leverage#sophie devereaux#particularly that one of or both her parents had to move around a lot for work & so she would change herself to fit in at every new school#or new town etc etc. and that whatever original identity she had was dropped due to some kind of really awful event and her bio family think#she’s dead. eg she got into some kind of extreme legal trouble for the first time & she faked her death & everyone she knew as a kid thinks#she’s dead too. like. astrid wasn’t the first person she left to miss/mourn her.#but also that she was a teen runaway at like age ~16 and pretended to be an adult (like. 18/19) cause theres not much you can do by yourself#as a minor like booking flights or renting an apartment. and so began her first proper alias. and she was a pickpocket until she could fund#her life fully through grifting & cons.#or alternatively her parents died when she was a teen & she was old enough to become an emancipated minor (everyone in lev is an orphan)#and she kind of just fell into crime from there bc she had no one#or perhaps she got married at 17 and realised how fucked it all was and stashed money until she could run away & leave it all behind. that’s#bc of a single vague sentence on john rogers’ blog saying she was married at 17 and in context it was quite possibly a joke or random#hypothetical example but i was like what if???? What If???????#i also like the hc that she’s trans which i’ve seen a few times#in some versions in my mind her parents were okay and in some versions they were awful and in some versions it was so complicated.#i think tara has heard one story and parker or hardison have heard another and nate has never heard any story. he’s never asked.#she is here now and that’s all that needs knowing. and sophie devereaux is her real name in any way it matters.#eliot has also never asked and she asked if he was curious once and he just asked if she was curious about What He Did and that was answer#enough for the both of them. just a mutual agreement not to ask and it actually solidified their bond.#i think she struggled for a long time about whether to tell her new family The Real Story but in much the same way we never hear her birth#name bc it’s not Her anymore… she never gives The Real Story. bc it no longer defines who she is. she’s so much more than whatever happened.#lvg
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can you imagine if they left the epilogue as it was without adding hs2. like if they leaned more into the “fanfic parody” aspect of it.
imagine if you read the homestuck epilogues and instead of being forced to contend with fascist jane for the next five years, the epilogues just ended with dirk saying “Oh and this was all a dream. Btw.”
like i think that would have been insanely funny. there would have been so so many memes about the officially licensed homestuck parody where rose and jade cheat on their marriages and dirk makes davekat kiss. i think everyone would have found that to be such a riot
it would have been way more fun to analyze too because instead of being forced to take 40yrold divorced dave seriously everyone could be like “what does it mean when on page 42 dirk described him as a white lanky bitch… what level of irony is this… what does it symbolize”
instead it feels like we got told a joke that we weren’t exactly in on, felt hurt about it, and now we’ve all been sitting around for half a decade waiting for a punchline that might never come
#like now we’re forced to analyze fascist jane and accessory jake and like take their feelings seriously… hussie wasnt it a joke say sike#this is not like a diss against the authors of hs2 at all by the way (not original nor current) im just confused why hs2 even got made#it didnt feel like they needed to go on and make it a whole story really it felt like the epilogues were bizarre enough…#they should have ended it with ‘it was all a dream’ fr#like i think that would have been so funny. and the fandom would have had a lot of fun with it even if some ppl didn’t find it funny#idk. it could have been more obviously a parody is all im saying#since the a lot of it certainly feels like that#and they also didn’t have to try to take the world seriously in the continuation (hs2)#but you know. im just a guy idk 😭#my boyfriend said some of this and it just made me think#homestuck#hs2#op#hsmeta#i literally have no idea what im talking about so please ignore me
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LESBIAN JANIS MEAN GIRLS REAL!!!!!!!!!!
#mean girls 2024#mean girls#went in with low expectations because there were exactly 2 changes that could possibly make me happy#1. gay janis#2. gay regina#and technically due to renee rapp being that bitch I got BOTH#is it an incredible movie? is it an incredible musical? who knows#what I do know is that it's a fun tribute to the original that flubs things like the october 3rd joke and GET IN LOSERS#in exchange for making regina mega hot and janis a lesbian#the music certainly doesn't hit nearly as hard listening at home but watching it on-screen? fantastic#love karen glad to see she never learns how to use her phone's cameras
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my wol protag, west cassidy + thoughts on how to port him into the sol continuity… he's always been a nex-mex bitch but i'm drawn to the idea of it turning him functionally semi-immortal so he has to keep moving around to places where people don't recognize him. + lyric comic because i associate him most strongly with snake song by isobel campbell/snakes in general
#art#original#2023#west of loathing#shadows over loathing#im not joking when i saw that wol and sol were canonically part of the same timeline WHEN I SAW FUCKING RUFUS THERE#cocomelon shit in my head. sorry#i like the idea of west being immortal but i'm not 100% on the private-investigator thing. i do know that he's not the protag of sol though
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That look in his eyes made me sure
We'd be dancing 'til the dawn!
#human alastor#human mimzy#alastor#mimzy#hazbin hotel#every night i cry myself to sleep because did you know these two were originally planned to be an official couple#but vivienne medrano was just like 'no that's bullshit. that's going on the cutting room floor'#SHE CAN"T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!#DUDE this would have been like the perfect girlfriend for this guy!!!!!!#i'm just joking i'm just joking. sorry i'm just being annoying because they are peak aesthetically pleasing couple!!#alastor is ASEXUAL!!!!! romance is not his happy ending!!!! what i actually want is for them to be FRIENDS again!!!!#i have so many crazy non canon headcanons about these two because they are peak aesthetic!!!!!#im going to cry myself to sleep if they don't reconcile in season 2!!!!#ftm al
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I've been looking for this one au where Len basically becomes a mad scientist and turns his friends into robots one by one for a while now, and I'm beginning to realize that I just read through your blog while half asleep a few months back and mixed together my memories of your flower hivemind and composite au
this is very funny to me. i'm absolutely honored this blog's posts were enough to evil-farming-game an entire vocaloid au into your memories 😂
i can give you this doodle; it's composite au but i'm sure it'd fit very well with this theoretical mad scientist len au lololl
#ask#anonymous#this is ALSO funny to me bc of 'mad scientist' and 'flower hivemind au' in the same paragraph. it reminds me of an old scrapped idea#i had about where tf the flowers even came from in the first place but i ended up never doing anything w/ it#i've been thinking abt composite au though uag i want to do more w/ it... rip the unfinished refs and one google doc thing i have#shaking myself like ITS OKAY IF THE STORY KINDA SUCKS AT FIRST!! YOU NEED TO START SOMEWHERE#cus i mean i wouldve never gotten anywhere w/ Certain Things had i not started with the og shitty versions. which were SHIT#but its wild to think ~7 years later i transmogrified them into the things they are now. wack. makes me wonder what will happen#to stuff im making now later down the line if i go and revisit it. SO CONCLUSION YES BITCH GET OVER YOUR FUCKING ANXIETY#i think my other problem is i'd loveee to reveal it slowly with like art pieces comics etc but i dont got time for that 😔😔#CURSE WITH LITERALLY EVERYTHING I MAKE TBH not just fandom shit but original shit too. i need to get over myself#cause i do know respectfully not everyone has the skill/time/desire to pick apart things for symbolism so a clearer explanation#would prob be more accessible. and easier for ME TOO TO HAVE SHIT IN ONE FUCKING PLACE MAN. actually how i've been taking notes lately#sorry these are some longass fucking tags im talking to myself. just went into a new academic year w a lot of stress#so thinking abt my own crazy stories keeps me sane and makes me feel like i have control over at least SOME aspect of my life#anyways circling back mad scientist len sounds incredible lowkey though lmao. its always the stem lens 😔💔✌️#JK?? but i do joke abt composite au len partly going insane bc he's a biochem major essentially so yeah bitch i fucking get it 😭 no wonder
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Rolling With Difficulty as texts I have saved on my computer for some reason
(i drew every day for like a month straight and burnt out so have this nonsense instead)
#rolling with difficulty#dani rwd#finbar rwd#kyana rwd#vrla rwd#vr la rwd#which of those is the correct tag. like genuine question#k lb rwd#maxim rwd#i had one that was k-lb and c-ra but it got eaten by tumblr somehow#anyway sorry for the wildly varying formatting these are amassed across like 4 years and god knows how many messaging apps#if you want context to 'we eat spoon' me and my friend bought a bean curd and for some reason we thought the spoon was made of like#that biodegradable/technically edible plastic material#i mean idk what it was actually made of but it sure as shit wasnt edible because i was the one who tried#same friend is the one who almost died on a highway with me because we misread google maps and tried to push our bikes#along a highway shoulder for 30 minutes at like... 12 in the morning#selling your soul for 25 bucks is a joke from when i was playing fallen london and actually sold my soul in game for about that much#im realising now that i may very well be the dani of my friend group and i have no idea how to feel about that#the original of the crush on maxim one was me @ my arospec ace friend who loved making fun of me for my dumb crushes#so it was like. my one rare chance to take revenge because while they were Suffering with that *i* was studying for a competition! lmao#i should do these more often like i do these for all my fandoms and its always a blast every time
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I've had this idea for a while but everytime I actually gave it thought, I'd get frightened last minute. But anyways, with summer coming up (and more free time), I've been considering making an ask blog of sorts just for fun. Does that seem like anything anyone would be interested in
naturally itd be more hc based because well. heh. looks around. gets scared
#clemramble#we all know who itd be centered around .okay. im being kind of vague but we All Know#i was originally thinking about doing it when a lot of the ask blogs were popping up. i actually have a sketch of an introduction post#...but then i got swarmed with classwork and never did it + i didnt think thered be much interest#and then i was going to make one during winter break but got distracted and never did either#so i figure with ~2 months of free time id be able to at least get it started IF i wanted to#ofcourse i want to see if theres interest first. if there isnt then no hard feelings or anything. i want everyone to be hashtag honest#i also skipped out on it bc if i got even the tiniest detail wrong i wouldve just logged out and never came back online#joking. im joking#anyways i wouldnt really have a story or anything to base it off of but there would be little events i think.. like takeover events#SNIFFLES. OKAYENOUGH OF THAT.#idk if i want to maintag this. i figure the only people who would be interested would be those following me so#the idea just keeps popping up in my mind. i figure worse case scenario i give it a shot and it doesnt really land#ive never run an ask blog before so if this does happen dont expect anything super professional okay
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Oh... this is not….
#IT AT ALL#what the fuck………#when has quiet about everything that might be a ‘touchy subject’ (usually fascism racism genocide etc etc etc) Taylor swift has ever used#her platform to talk about anything ever#she’s the epitome of a ‘blank white women who fans can easily mold into whatever they want her to be in their heads’ because shes#never shown who she really was to them#she never says anything about anything she has no opinion on anything at least openly her music is bland and safe and never challenging on#purpose for easy consumption in order to not isolate them despite their views and ideologies#such an ugly thing to post at the beginning of black history month lmfao#don’t her fans still think that she’s gay even though all she ever dates are openly racist white men#rambling#who made this book omg#I know the op of the original tweet was just joking and they’re black so they were like ??? too but jsjsjsjs
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Ginger and Gingerbread or something, I don't know I didn't grow up with this show
#but the truth is NO ONE GREW UP WITH THIS SHOW!!! I came up with the project!!!#...well I guess that means I did grow up with it lol#anyway#Ginger (right) and Gingerbread (left) is a series about a sister and brother gingerbread cookies that get stuck in Gingerbread land#thanks to -and I'm not joking- a peppermint watch Gingerbread has that can traverse dimensions#It also included their Aunt(?) Cake and their cousins as well as the annoying next-door kid Sugar- I mean Sergeant#(who of course has an incessant crush on Ginger)#(but he does get better I promise)#theres also a human antagonist a cookie version of said antagonist and a “pretty” girl named Pepper who everyone (Ginger) hated#(and likewise Gingerbread had an incessant crush on Pepper but unlike Sergeant it does NOT get better with those two)#(also Pepper is Human Gingerbread Cookie whatever's cousin. So that's fun!)#The cousins were the most generic characters ever but I still love them#They were Cutie (the baby) Hungry (the... self explanatory) Gothy (also self explanatory) Scaredy (need I say more) and Sassy#Sassy was the bratty older teenager with a new boyfriend every week of course.#In the original series Sergeant was adopted by Aunt Cake and he and Sassy had a sibling rivalry#I may just make him an orphan now... lol... but I'll still make the Cake Cousins his found family#why did I not think of the cake cousins as a name sooner#anywho. This show gives me intense 2000s disney channel/CN vibes to me let me know what you think of this 3+ year old idea lol#art#digital art#krita#gingerandgingerbreadseries#gingerbread man#original series#also I gave Gingerbread the hat to improve his silhouette is it dumb or no (/hj)#story idea#original idea#oh I forgot someone! There was a cool girl named Angel(ica) and she was Scaredy's friend who became his girlfriend later in the show#i loved the two#oh hey should I make more of these drawings of the rest of the cast/the cast I want to keep
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(To Davy and Buck) Hey y'all ever think of hiring any henchmen? Obviously there's a cost issue there, but getaway securing, junk sorting, babysitting... you can get a lot of use out of a good union hench.
it is SO hard out there for a henchperson these days
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[Image 1 ID: Panel one of a comic featuring Puzz's OCs. Buck (a middle-aged white man with a barrel-chested build, balding with a bushy mustache, wearing a turtleneck and slacks) is gesturing with one hand with the other on his hip, saying grouchily, "You think I got hench money? Hell, you think I got hench space?? This is a one-bedroom hideout and I've already got this kid takin' up my whole couch!!" In the background, Minnie (a 13-year-old white girl with a stocky build and large braided pigtails, wearing a school uniform-type blouse and pleated skirt, plus fingerless gloves and a sweater tied around her neck) is sitting on the couch holding a video game controller with one hand, glaring and flipping Buck off. End ID.]
[Image 2 ID: Panel two of a comic featuring Puzz's OCs. Davey (a middle-aged black man with a lanky build, amputated right arm, diagonal scar across his face, thin mustache, large ears, thick eyebrows and curly hair in a ponytail, wearing a baggy tank top and loose shorts) is standing to Buck's right, grimacing and gesturing with his left hand. He says, "I never really enjoyed working with henchmen, to be honest. Granted, I don't think the ones I worked with were union, which was probably at least part of the problem..." Buck, turning to look at Davey with confusion, says, "Wait. You had henchmen?" Davey responds, "I worked with henchmen." End ID.]
[Image 3 ID: Panel 3 of a comic featuring Puzz's OCs. Buck and Davey are standing in the background, with Minnie on the couch in the foreground. Buck, gesturing with both hands and looking confused and frustrated, says, "When did you-", only for Davey to interrupt by turning to Minnie with a grin and calling, "You get Street Fighter working yet, Min?" Buck shouts, "DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT", while Minnie, gesticulating angrily in front of her, also shouts, "THEY TRAPPED ME ON THE STUPID EULA!!". End ID.]
#anonymous puzzler answers#anonymous puzzler originals#friendlyfrankenstein#anonymous puzzler art#long post /#i feel like most Relatively Professional Villains use union henchpeople and it's a relatively stable gig unless your villain gets Targeted#whereas the more cutthroat and/or capitalist villains are more liable to use desperate and sketchy nonunion henchpeople (or none at all)#buck and davey are a rare case where they're just broke-slash-know they wouldn't be great bosses#one could argue minnie is kind of like their junior henchperson but A) she sucks shit as a henchperson B) she would disagree with you.#update i had to come back and edit the tags bc i just remembered something i need you all to know#i looked up 'does sf6 have a eula' to see if i could make the joke about minnie and davey playing street fighter work#and not only does it but apparently there was a glitch at some point where folks on pc were getting stuck on the eula.#which made the joke even better#Villain Coded comic
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im back after ditching the internet to avoid atsv spoilers after finally seeing the movie and guys 😭why was that an out of body experience for me, like I feel changed as a person, enlightened you could say, it could’ve been as a result of the spectacular animation and score and storyline and devastating cliffhanger, or it might’ve just been Hobie brown
#I genuinely couldn’t tell you#I loved the movie and objectively it was amazing#but how much of that love is because my eyes and ears were blessed with spiderpunk??#I don’t know I really dont#and pavitr??? my favorite character??#he also made the only joke that my immigrant father laughed at the entire movie#“chai tea?!? Chai means tea! You’re just saying tea tea!!”#also prowler miles was genuinely more scary than any other villain to me can someone explain why that is#I could write essays about this movie you guys#across the spiderverse#hobie brown#miles morales#pavitr prabhakar#spider gwen#miguel o'hara#prowler miles#original post#larn's things
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A clarification on Athenian Laws concerning male homosexuality.
(because this particular small thing is often misunderstood, due to inability to accurately translate specific ancient greek terms into english, or lack of comprehension of context.)
In classical athens, there was a very specific set of laws, concerning ONLY male athenian citizens (so slaves, women and metics were not subject to it). These laws said that a male athenian citizen who engages in intercourse with another man IN EXCHANGE FOR PAYMENT, was not allowed to do certain things, such as hold positions of power or speak in the assembly. There were also potential penalties (not described in detail) for the person hiring an athenian citizen for this purpose. Again, this is often misunderstood, so I have to repeat, this was only when it was done in exchange for some sort of payment/recompense. The word used for these men is of the same root as εταιρα, which was the female counterpart. It is often mistranslated, there's a whole thing I could go on explaining about the different types of prostitution terms, but basically there was a distinction between prostitute and courtesan/escort/whatever you'd call them in english. Also, this law did not forbid this, and it was not a prosecutable offense by itself. The offense was if one such man disobeyed the limitations set by the law, and it's unclear to me what the deal was with the person who paid.
SO yeh. Next time someone says there were laws against homosexuality in classical athens, here's a helpful article of a guy explaining this much better than me, and goes into more detail about all the weird intricacies of the legal system, as well as the laws set in place to protect boys from grown men:
and here's our original source about these laws:
#tagamemnon#ancient greece#this isn't my field of expertise so if i've misunderstood anything let me know#but this is why I recommend going as close to the original sources as possible#always#because it would've been easy for someone to mistranslate this one term#and someone who doesn't know the context of the entire text#might read that and think all bottoms lost their rights in classical athens or something#which would make no sense because alcibiades was publicly called a bottom in plays which would mean that ppl knew it#(or the joke wouldn't work i think)#but he held the highest possible position for a short while after his recall to athens#also to anyone who says these relationships were only for adult men and teen boys#pausanias and agathon were lover-beloved when they were both grown adults#agathon is around thirty in the symposium#and they even left athens together at the end of their lives#ANYWAYS UR WELCOME HAVE A NICE DAY
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